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Jurassic Parksuddenly becoming a meme in 2020 encapsulates so many things about this terrible year.
1 movie at the box office.
Theres also the whole, you know, people flocking to dangerous theme parksunder questionable circumstances thing.
1 at the box office again.
I wanted a bunch of different voices in there.
Everyone, I think, would just be like, Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
They were all excited, and it sort of blew up after they all started tweeting.
Some of them have similar voices, and some are so different.
The fun of it, though, is that I dont know who theyre coming from.
Its a total mystery, and its a fun guessing game.
Ill know its Sarah if its about diarrhea.
I think there are 11 people, including myself.
Ben Shapiro keeps trying to break into the park because hes thirsty for dino diarrhea.
If you are being eaten, c’mon do not scream.
You could potentially be spreading covid-19.
Keeping visitors safe is our number 1 priority
So you saidJurassic Parkis your favorite movie.
And I was like, Maybe dont!
Maybe thats a perspective we need.
And that was always the movie he would play.
He would just take out the VHS, pop it in, and have his friends over.
But its my safe movie; Ill just throw it on.
Ive seen it north of 80 times.
I just love it so much everything about it.
I think its a perfect movie.
I think the three-act structure in it is perfect.
I love all of them, except I dont like the newest one as much.
I think its too ridiculous.
Good parody Twitter accounts are almost an extinct species.
Why do you think this account hit so hard?
I think everyone who writes for this is so good at grasping that voice and turning it into ridiculousness.
I really dont know why its hitting so well.
I think its just such a dumb time to be alive.
I think people are bored.
But a lot of people do that, and I think thats super-funny.
I usually go with we to make it seem like Im speaking for an organization.
Which is just so stupid.
I dont know who that is or what the story is there, but hopefully well see more.
But its not going to come from me.
Due to growing backlash, we have fired our social media manager.
I will be taking over now.
With Jurassic Park Updates, youre satirizing something you love.
I think theres a little more freedom there for me, because I dont care at all.
ButJurassic Parkis a franchise I do deeply care about.
But I also dont mind making fun of it and making it real in this moment.
Disneyland I know nothing about.
Now you have a very timely Ellen Show account with some other people as well.
How did that one come together?I just started that one like four days ago.
This account is crazy.
Like theres one tweet that said, I killed Regis.
That was the one she pointed to, and I was like Yeah.
If it gets taken down, it gets taken down.
And she said, No, they could suspend all your accounts.
I told everybody, and they were like, Thats fine, whatever.
The people on the Ellen account are alt-comedy people who are really pushing the boundaries.
I wish Sam Neill would say something.
Jurassic Park Updates is like the chaotic, evil opposite of Sam Neills beautiful, good social-media presence.I know!
His wholesome life with his chickens and wine …
Were you a dinosaur kid growing up?I wasnt.
Like, I didnt have any action figures or anything.
I was really just obsessed with the movie.
I wasnt super-crazy about dinosaurs or anything.
I just really, really liked the movie.
I thought it was this terrifying horror movie.I mean, I think it is a horror movie.
Im excited to see what you think of it.
It really holds up.
There are a lot of great jokes in it that are way ahead of their time.
One of the Jurassic Park Updates tweets references a random toilet in the middle of nowhere.
I looked up the scene it was referring to, and the CGI is so good for 1993.
I couldnt believe it was from the first movie.Yes, the CGI is incredible.
I think it looks better than the movies after it, honestly.
They really nailed it.
Its Elon Musk launching rockets and doing whatever the fuck he wants while tweeting against taxes.
Like this is probably something Elon Musk would invest in.
He would use child labor to create dinosaurs and be very unapologetic about it all.
It doesnt seem that outlandish.
Just the idea of sending someone in to floss a dinosaur is great.
