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One hour and thirteen minutes of chaos and bliss.

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And if youre looking for actual, historical facts about Hollywood, youve come to the wrong place.

Both walked away as champions.

Later, the tour ended with another rendition of, you guessed it, Wheels on the Bus.

Cell phone lights were encouraged.

Lets see if we can get a plane to crash, Paley said.

One thing is certain, he loved it: This is a career low.

Casey Wilsons Sexcapades

Lucky fans got to witness landmarks of Wilsons past sexual happenings.

I gave a blowjob in the Hawthorne!

She added, We just passed a Planned Parenthood I also had a run-in at.

And regarding her time on the Paramount Lot shootingHappy Endings: I conceived my son in a trailer there.

Not a joke, there was limited time.

A chance encounter, for sure.

Abby, have some dignity.

She pulled out photos on her iPhone and brought it up and down the bus for proof.

The actress also offered advice her famous dad Chris Elliott gave her about acting: No.

You dont have to do it.

just dont do it.

A Struggling Actors Mecca

Things also got dark on this tour.

Wilson mentioned that she herself lived on Fuller Avenue when she was starting out.

If youre on your balcony, jump off, she yelled as they drove down Santa Monica Boulevard.

She also pointed out a McDonalds she drove through while crying.

Also Ive cried in that FedEx back there trying to send something.

Elliott reminisced on her early acting days as well.

I ate most of my meals at 7-11.

Lara bars and hot dogs, she said.

I had no no self respect.

Casey Wilsons Dad

The tours other surprise guest was none other than Wilsons dad, Paul.

Now that hes dating a younger girl, he spikes his hair straight up.

Although the tour didnt pass it, the actor recalled a very special moment from his first L.A. home.

I ate 150 milligrams of marijuana by accident in a brownie.

I threw up and my dog ate my throw up, he said.

We were both high and throwing up for hours.

(He also recalled getting kicked out of a charity event for being drunk.

Its unclear, however, if throwing up was involved.)

(Bring it back!

Oh, and the whole cast ofOnce Upon a Time in Hollywood, naturally.

TheNew GirlPlant

DoNew Girl!

a fan on the bus demanded of Pally and Wilson.

The fan also asked the hosts if Damon Waynes Jr. was bummed to leaveNew Girlfor their showHappy Endings.

Do you still want to be on this bus now that were notNew Girl?

Guests later learned that theNew Girl super fan was actuallyIndebteds Jessy Hodges.

Still, Wilson wouldnt mind being Deschanel in real life.

What I would give todate a Property Brother.

(Either the Santa Ana winds were in full swing, or Pally has a really bad throw.)

One guest even scored aHappy Endingsbook for playing a round of Name That Tune.

A random person on the street got one of those too.

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