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She’s here to find fierce love.
They tend to smile or smirk at the camera.
Hannah Browns promo is … different.
We have some questions.
There are boulders strewn around?
What is she wearing?In the first few shots, we can only see Hannah from behind.
This isnota fairy tale.
Because Hannah iswearing pants.
(Actually a jumpsuit, but the point stands.)
But obviously thats not what this season is going to be about because, again,pants.
I know I dont need to tell you this, but roses dont work this way.
Most of the roses around theBachelormansion are shrub varieties, or fake versions of them.
To my eye they are a mix of hybrid tea varieties and floribundas.
(The thorns, can you even imagine?)
So whats the message supposed to be here?I think thats pretty clear: We dont own Hannah.
Shes not a princess!
Fairy-tale roses may spring from the ground beneath her feet, but she can wear pants!
She can walk through forests wearing sparkly high heels without tripping over tree roots!
Youre not the boss of her!
So someone probably owns her.
Its just not us.
