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Oh theres no place like Online for the holidays!
How convenient that Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa take place during our favorite holiday:awards season.
Movies (in Theaters)
Little Women
Saoirse.
Meryl.I know these names better than I know my own grandmothers.
Also, Emma Watson is in it.
Its also the unofficial Hanukkah movie of the season, even though its more of a Passover movie.
The Weeknd and Kevin Garnett co-star as themselves.
Youve probably seen the blingy Furby by now.
Go get those gems uncut.
If Skimble was in charge of this fiasco he wouldve never let it go off the rails.
Black Christmas
Little Womens March girls arent the only sisters celebrating Christmas on screen this year.
More liberal ones will almost definitely point out its kitten gloves approach to Foxs mouthpieces and its intersectionalityblindspots.
Still, if youre following this years awards season, its required viewing.
Spies in Disguise
Spies in Disguise …
Spies … in … the …
SKIES!Get it?
But if your kids are too young to seeStar WarsorLittle Women, Spies in Disguiseis your friend.
We hope Santa brought you Kleenex.
Whereas you could take a nap in last years boomer fuelThe Mule, Jewellistense and angry.
Take the parents, if this is their bag.
Its a movie about family and capitalism, and isnt that what Christmas is all about?
Just dont burn your dress.
(Little Womenhas an obsession with fire that maybe borders on unhealthy.)
Note: this ones hard to find stateside, which is a shame because its a gem.
Borrow it for free on Hoopla, apublic librarystreaming app!
Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Think of it as fan fiction, only illegal.
The movie captures Yuletide New York from an anti-Ephron lens: impossibly lonely and unglamorous and heartbreaking.
Its a Christmas viewing antidote when things get too saccharine.
Young Adult(Netflix)
Youre in your hometown for the holidays.
Youre going to the local bar to see who else from high school is there.
Youre reverting to your 15-year-old self, and also performing yourself more than usual.
Some are straight-to-Netflix, hallelu!
Smallfoot(HBO Go)
You loved her inEuphoria.She gave you life at the Met Gala.
Us(HBO Go)
Santa knows your every move.
He sneaks into your house under cover of night.
He wears a red suit.
Santa is a tethered.
In this essay, I will… (1/48).
Jack Jones and Mel Torme also stop by.
Make the most of these few remaining days with Seattles finest and celebrate Christmas, Crane-style.
Throw in The Ski Lodge for the high farce thatFrasierdoes best.
Its like a Christopher Guest movie come to life.
Episodes are released weekly, with the most recent being the very seasonally-fitting Godspell.
Disney+ will also air a Fiddler on the Roof episode on the seventh night of Hanukkah.
Its the only animated Christmas special youll need.
In the live actionChristmas Treespecial, he talks you through nine species of conifer.
Emmet Otters Jug-Band Christmas(Prime Video)
You know Frosty and Rudolph and Snoopy and Santa.
But do you recall…. Its perfect for fans ofThe Muppet Christmas Carolor the Country Bear Jamboree.
Pair it with these adorable bloopers ofFrank Oz riffing as Mama Otter.
This episode aired whenGleewas at the height of its power, but every joke still lands perfectly.
Netflixs new fantasy series The Witcher might be this years version of that phenomenon.
Might as well give up and binge.
South Park, Woodland Critter Christmas (Hulu)
South Parkhas no shortage of Christmas specials.
Jesus, Santa, and most importantly, Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo are all beloved holiday players.
