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Pete Davidson is right about one thing.
Bellas side already wentplatinum, so what else is there to talk about?
Inevitably, Pete Davidson found something to say.
Here are all the cringey things Pete Davidson had to say about Ariana Grande in his Netflix special.
I did make that guy famous and a household name for no reason.
I did what, like, Ariana Grande did for me.
I sucked his dick atSNL.
So, now I just think its, like, fair game.
She has, you know, her songs and stuff and this is what I have.
Which one of Petes four friends walked up to him witha fresh-off-the-presses August issue ofVogueand dished like that?
Have to respect it.
My career would be over tomorrow.
If I spray-painted myself brown and hopped on the cover ofVoguemagazine and just startedshitting on my ex.
For the record,manycomedianshavespray-paintedthemselvesbrownfor worse reasons and still kept their careers.
Youre like, Pete, something had to happen to her, right?
There had to be some repercussions.
Again, I dont want no smoke from the 9-year-olds.
Arianators, dont take the bait.
and the guy was like … and I was like, Fuck you, Im going to Dunkin Donuts.
Wow, this is so sad.
Alexa, play Thank U, Next.
Then, that song came out and my friends were like, Bro, I love you.
I love you, right?
Shit is very catchy.
Youre gonna have a rough eight months.
My grandpa, he goes, Its a slap.
Peter, its a slap.
To be fair, shesvery niceto Pete in that song.
I dont like that she talked all the shit on behalf of my dick.
Like, I thought that was really weird …. First of all, lets just take a step back.
Can you imagine if I said that shit?
Can you imagine if I was like, Sorry it didnt work out.
Pete Davidson, mens-rights activist, ladies and gentlemen.
Its just simply not true.
She has little tiny little hands.
She has just very little hands.
Everythings fucking huge to her.
The king of dig dick energy renounces his title?
ItsPrinceHarry all over again.
She did that so that every girl that sees my dick for the rest of my life is disappointed.
Yes … that will be … the sole reason …
I didnt even get to enjoy my big dick summer or whatever the fuck it was called.
Hey, theres always next year.
