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Sometimes, the most efficient way to review television is to describe whats on the screen.
Sadly, I cant do that.
Some of them are just plain descriptions of things that definitely do not happen inThe Witcher.
Some of them contain true facts aboutThe Witcherthat are put into the context of untrue stories.
There are no spoilers in this list because, again, none of this happens inThe Witcher.
Geralt of Rivia, a.k.a.
Geralt never sleeps with the comely lasses he meets on his adventures.
Everyone does it, and the lesson is deemed both useful and successful.
When she wakes up the next morning, she has seven new feet.
Theres an orgy that is essential to the narrative.
; and then tell everyone within earshot what Id just seen.
